There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
To be fair coffee was invented by Africans and was/has been a African/Arab thing. But not in the way white people are into it of course.
To be precise its origin is Ethiopia and plant origin does not mean invention it was dissiminated by the arab and persian empires through europe and later brought to america and it is in latin and north america a comon drink
On a train in Southern India in the 60s, when we stopped at a station, vendors would run along the side of the train shouting, “Coppee! Coppee! Coppee!” You paid them a few coins through the window, and got a small clay cup with delicious hot SWEET coffee. And when it was done, you tossed it out the window. Very “green!”
Now they hand you the “coppee” in a plastic cup, which everyone STILL throws out the window. Not so great.
http://www.tucc.org
what does that have to do with this topic?????????????
…he was lynched for spamming shitty religious websites on an internet thread
LMAO
Indian Railways is back to using the terracotta cups - “Kulhard”. And, at a price that beats all - Tea for Rs 4 (10 cents) and Coffee at Rs 5 (12.5 cents).
another thing white people like…tripping through India
I want to trip in India, have a double coppee mochachino and eat a cow.
and then talk about it at a dinner party
I want to be at that dinner party
One thing white people like more that tripping through India is being able to say they were in Manali, Poona, Goa, anywhere, way before it was as overdeveloped as it is now and are able to describe the now quaint ways of how it used to be.
I talked to a telemarketer from Goa. Once I got him started on the town he would not shut up about it.
Janala, that reply was very white of you. Thanks for the travelogue from a foreign place.
whats coppee you self indulgant white crustaion?
“Coppee” is coffee in my language (from english obviously). This romancing of the Indian language even from throwing the cup out the train window is really ridiculous. Especially when these whites go all the way to India and see all of the shit, piss, and poverty everywhere and think it’s god’s greatest creation. There’s a lot wrong with India from corruption to opium to AIDs.
what the hell is wrong with opium? and who the hell cares what white people like, im white, i like rap, hate coffee, hate everything European, and most of all hate soccer. LEGALIZE POT****
You’re the wrong kind of white person … read the rest of the blog.
No, he’s the perfect case study…white people like to say how they hate white culture and everyone else has a better one…white people are great at hating themselves.
OKOKOK, I can’t dribble a basketball, and I don’t have rhythm, and I am not inscrutable, but I don’t feel guilty, even though I have liberal opinions. It is not a tough load. This site is a gas.
Does Meena stand for just plain old mean? Some of us get to see shit, piss and poverty in places like Alabama and Mississippi (where we grew up in all white neighborhoods thank you very much).
“Coppee” is actually the malayalam word for coffee.
White people like to explain things precisely which is why a white person invented wikipedia and, of course, a bunch of very white people, invented the Encylopaedia Britannica.
if they made cocaine legal maybe WP would forget about coffee.
Hilarious! It doesn’t have to be made legal, the super rich ones basically get away with it anyway. The penalty isn’t comparable to penalties for other drugs.
actually, crack & cocaine now carry the same penalties in nyc… other cities soon to follow.
Cocaine….thats a very white drug isn’t it?
actually I believe the word coffee , is derived from the work qahwah, an arabic and orginates from Arabia not Ethiopia
DING! Officially, the whitest comment yet.
I second that.
What makes a comment white, because it doesn’t say bro or use slang. All of you people stating the most obvious things on this page thinking your so much more intelligent then the next guy, need to look in the mirror.
It’s ‘you’re’.. not your
haha a new whiteness has been reached
what makes it white is how uptight, defensive and patronizing the tone is. Quite an accomplishment as all this is achieved whilst appearing sensitive to country of origin issues and proudly displaying mock-familiarity with foreign languages…
thats what Im talkin about. Im an educated nonwhite and you wouldnt believe how often people patronize me for being successful just because I’m not white. As if they were saying “Hey! good job your not a failure like all the rest of those nonwhites.”
Telling somebody nonwhite good job for something that you wouldn’s say to another white person, is insulting. for example “your so well spoken.” is a complete insult to me. What you think I dont speak english, just because im not white. you know what, lots of people that speak slang CHOOSE to speak in that manner its not a lack of ability.
ay yous a BITCH
But, what if some hippy vegetarian who can kickbox said it in a really slow tone of voice that … sounded like patchouli. (yes, it’s that pervasive…it’s the smell you can even hear.)
yeah but white people like it
You must have gone to graduate school!
ur a dick
Hmmmm somehow this website is not racist. Its ok to make fun of one race as long as its white right? Imagine if someone created stuffasianpeoplelike or stuffblackpeoplelike. It would be down within minutes because we would all consider that racist.
I think we totally need “Stuff Asian People Like” and “Stuff Black People Like” sites. Preferrably done by white people.
White people like fighting racism by fighting against websites pointing out idiosyncrasies of particular races. Except against white people.
Idiot
Guess what a stereotype is…
Yeah, its a bunch of people seeing the same damn thing…
don’t you know satire when you see it?
you people are ridiculous these post on this site are so funny especially 61 about bicycles it’s not meant to be racists just funny
so enjoy it don’t act like it hurts you are anyone else reading it
i don’t think the site is racist at all…but the comments start crossing the line when readers really miss the point of the jokes
Your grammar hurts my whiteness.
http://www.stuffethnicpeoplelike.com So funny.
I think white people would be the only ones to create such sites… we do, after all, enjoy explaining things.
…I think not.
http://stuffebplike.com/
There already is a Stuff Black People Like…written by Black people though. Sorry.
Actually I think it helps to be from the cultural group being mocked. It is just more fun to mock your own. This site is funny because it is so accurate and detailed. I’d have examples from my past for about 95% of the assertions made.
My son goes to school with bunch of expat Columbians and Venuzleans and he finds they have funny little quirks, but he can’t really pin down the details on how it all goes together and can’t mock them. He can do rich white teenagers without much trouble. My wife is from Japan so she mocks Japanese-people-things with great amusement.
People in Japan mock Japanese stuff all the time. I mock white-people stuff with a friend of mine.
Its not racist its cultural-stereo typing that is funny. Europeans do this really well with each other.
I’m pretty sure a white person writes this blog. Unless it was an Asian or Black person that wrote it, and it bashed white people for enjoying these things, it isn’t racist. This site won’t even flirt with racism unless it starts poking fun at other ethnic groups. You obviously don’t get on the internet much since you think sites can be “taken down” within minutes of their launch just because of their name. The chances are, “stuffblackpeoplelike” already exists in a completely different form. Lighten up, dude (which is something else white people like: calling other men “dude”).
its a white canadian guy and a filipino-cdn
Waahhhhh. Racist. Blah. Blah. Blah.
That would be, “bwaaaaaaaa!” Get your terminology right.
Actually, it should be ok to make fun of black people, too. At some point people forgot that there’s a difference between picking on a person and making fun of people.
Feel free to check out http://stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike.wordpress.com/
It’s just as satirical and oh so embarassingly true. And we all know that we can never really call it racist if it’s true
A black brother? Is there any other kind of brother?
That’s just ignorant. Racist?
Are we still laboring under that false ideal that color blindness is color equality, or is it possible to have an honest (even humorous) dialogue about the pronounced caricatures (i.e. stereotypes) of various cultures, religions and even races provided such is done without hate or superiority? If the answer is the former, then I suggest the person above watch the stand-up of a great thinker named Mr. Richard Pryor, and catch up to, say, the 1970s.
dat be “ignint”
Ummm, what about the coffee thing…?
Indubitably!
Wait! How can I use i.e. in this post effectively??? *cries*
Oh! and if the answer is the former.. what is the latter?
Now that was a white answer.
Then please explain to me how only black comedians get way with making fun of white people? Why can’t a white comedian get way with making fun of black people? “Reverse” racism is not only common, but acceptable. I don’t think it should be, but it is.
You must have missed a little sitcom known as Seinfeld. They spent 9 seasons making fun of white people.
I couldn’t tell if you were kidding. Those sites already exist:
http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/
http://stuffebplike.com/
Any Hispanic ones???? Plz!!!
Its never racist to take the piss out of your own ethnic group. Ever watch any Mell Brooks movies? Nobody but a Jew could get away with what he does when joking at the expense of the Jews without being called an anti semite - and I.ve seen video of a famous black comedian making fun of ‘Stupid Niggas’. Cant remember the guys name right now.
So yes… its ALWAYS fine to make fun of your own people.
BTW I’m a Brit.. we’ve always had a love/ hate affair with racist humour.. especially about the dumb micks…
This has always driven me nuts.. you do realize that the Irish are the SAME RACE as you, right? They are as white as you are! So if you need to find a reason to feel superior (you Brits excel at that) I would think you could come up with something more accurate. The fact that someone of British citizenry even has the gall to make a comment like that after centuries of oppression, rape and murder of the Irish people is sickening.
This whole blog is idiotic, and not even remotely funny. Hurrah for broad generalizations and creating more division between groups by highlighting their “otherness”. Hahaha hilarious /
Please go find a sense of humor. If people can’t laugh at themselves about their idiosyncrases (?) then the apocalypse is upon us. If you can’t find humor in this blog–go somewhere else. It’s really easy to just click the “X” in the upper right hand corner. Ya’ll have made my day. WP are fun to make fun of–we can be absolutely enthralled with ourselves sometimes.
Can’t say I agree with your whole post, but that guy’s last line kinda got on my nerves too. I thought the same thing. However, I’m always laughing at my people, hell sometimes about other people so…. can’t fully agree.
Micks are Scots, not Irish. Find a list of Scottish clans and they’ll all start with ‘Mc’.
Here’s a clue: Race is a cultural construct, not a biological one. If a Brit thinks the Irish are a different race, they are. Are the Japanese, the Chinese, and the Koreans the “same race”? Try asking a Japanese, Chinese, or Korean person, vs. an America person. You’ll almost certainly get different answers.
Who’s right? They all are. Race is a cultural construct.