#33 Marijuana
January 27, 2008 by clander
People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
EY WHAT CAN I SAY WE AMERICANS DO LOVE BUD
IF IT WAS REALLY UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE FEGAL IN CALI
SOLD EVERYWHERE AT ANYTIME, WITH NO PROBLEMS!!!
MICKEY’S WORDS
I pooped my pants
how many pairs of pants do you have?
ya man u do this like every post
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE A DOCTOR, YOUR BOOTY SHOULD’T BE SO LOOSE.
I made marijuana for you all to enjoy. So smoke it!
I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
you really have a malfunctioned anus!
Would this be a bad time to mention that I’m going to a POTluck tonight?
= dinner party + bud adoration…..
“All white people believe marijuana should be legalized”
–a rather hasty generalization. I would say most white people. Don’t forget about all the black people that love weed too, and hispanics, and asians, etc. If you want to see a diversity of weed smoking peoples, visit Humboldt county.
If they don’t want to legalize weed, then you’re hanging around the wrong sort of white person…
Not even most white people just white trash and as for Blacks well the term Cronic didn’t come but from the Black Hood!
White trash wants to legalize marijuana? The city of Berkeley, home to some of the most intellectual endeavors, has a citywide policy of not enforcing federal crackdowns on medical marijuana use. People in Berkeley aren’t white trash, they’re overly intellectual white people. And you better believe that they want their weed legalized!
If your going to try and sound all high and mighty, next time try and spell it right… Chronic. There is an h in there. And white trash can’t afford Chron you unenlightened conservative
I thought this was about what “white people” love - not blacks, hispanics, etc.
In my white bread experience, this is exactly true, without exception the case with white pot smokers. IN fact, I have to say, it’s the reason I no longer smoke pot. The experience is too reminiscent of the bullshit rationalizations appended to the experience.
Would love to read a bit on white people’s love and adoration of home renovations, and baby clothes.
Actually, if you visited the glorious foreign land of Humboldt County, you’d see that it is in fact incredibly white. And there’s a lot of racists there too. The extreme hippies are cancelled out by the crazy rednecks.
Why the caps lock?
You don’t always have to unleash the fury.
This should be #420 not #33…
White people* Not Americans.
By the way, just for using caps lock, your penis is now smaller.
fucking americans know shit???????????and who the hell cares what you have to say wanker….i mean realy who gives a shit….who do you think you are and why would we care to hear your opinion……..
move to BC and you will hate pot
it gets annoying, pot activist and stoners here ruin it and make me wish it was illegal
then again people in BC are really good at making anything annoying
So people talking about weed makes you wish it was illegal? Your either really stupid or don’t smoke. Either way, drive fast!
You really have your head in your ass buddy… I’m not even from BC but have been there many times and your just some sort of looser
Does “BC” really stand for “Billion Chinese”?
“move to BC and you will hate pot”
That’s true, getting stoned had a different meaning in the old testament.
I was going to coment but then I got high. Don’t forget white people love movies about pot too. Especially if they have some minorities in them as “buddies”, you know, the multi-cultural wet dream movies.
you a c**k suck f**k ho needs more d**k in the a**
eds note - *’s added for keeping it clean
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I thought the “folks” (*wink wink*) liked reefer, too.
THis stuff is so funny, but i think the right wing republican country club types are starting to feel alienated. I think they are going to want their own “stuffwhitepeoplelike”. May I suggest studying “Blue Collar TV” for reference.
Oh yeah, #33 definately is true for whitey, but it is cool how it makes all races equal when the joint/blunt gets passed!
Joe: almost, except that white people use pipes, bongs and other expensive paraphernalia, that many of us don’t learn how to smoke until our white roommates in college teach us… we were fine with zig zags.
LOL, you’re right…most of my time burning in college was spent trying to roll, or better, empty out a cigarette
More like Jr high Buddy
lol…thats so true…bongs & other crap iz expensive…where that hell do u buy them anyways? i usually just use zig-zags. hehe
what the freak is a zig-zag? bongs, bowls, etc can be purchased at head shops. Actually, i bought a sick glass bowl at a gas station in georgia and they also sell them in gas stations in connecticut.
A bong can be made from almost anything. as can a cone (pipe), which can be made from a can. That can from that beer you just drunk? Cheaper than going to the store for some 50cent zig-zags.
Besides, don’t you smoke to have fun? whats fun about a little piece of paper? Get creative!
Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome. Weed is fun but talking about weed is probably the least fun thing there is.
“it is cool how it makes all races equal when the joint/blunt gets passed!”
Joenationwide is advised to head on out on the hippie trail to Somalia and check out how equal the ganja gangs will make him with an Ak-47 or a machete.
i coulda sworn black people like marijuana… hmm interesting :/
the blog is called “stuff white people like”
not “stuff white people like that no other race on the planet also likes”
stuffblackpeoplelike - eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike - pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike - gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike - eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike - shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike - welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike - keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike - wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike - eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike - kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike - wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike - sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
Bongs, pipes and other devices cut down the preparation time for smoking. Sure, roll a phatty if you want to wait ten more minutes to get high. Some people get the itch.
What a BOGUS piece..
Marijuana has been like fine wines since dem Sensi boys showed you all.
AND You know it!
I thought we smoke to get high. Maybe we smoke to forget we are high or to forget we have smoked to get high. White people like to drink wine in Riedel wine glasses while getting high. This is also medicinally correct. White people are very conscious of the smoking vehicle. I know people who have many devices. I have one and try to keep it clean, but it’s hard work.
I’m white and I smoke weed but just to get high. I like good weed and hate bad weed. I feel confident that I’m aligned with this blog’s fashion tastes when it comes to weed.
Everybody likes weed
wait, white people like weed more than black people? who came up with this list?
Yeah, I know….What’s that all about?!?
i think the black guy who wrote this was high, like every other black person in the united states, crowdin the damn line at wendys at 2 in the morning, fuck that
Anyone who thinks most White people have been to Amsterdam knows nothing about us. I don’t even think five percent of us have (at least in America, and its pretty clear this blog is mainly in reference to White Americans, whether intentionally or not). I like marijuana, I believe it ought to be legal (and am even a former member of both the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws and the Libertarian Party), but the fact I’ve been to the state of Maine (albeit not since 1972) means I’ve been farther east than most White Americans today have yet to travel.
Since no one knows anything about geography anymore, let me just note that Maine is the easternmost of the U.S. states.
your retarded, as evidenced by the use of a middle name. get the joke or leave the site.
dude, its not saying only white people like weed it’s saying that white people are the only ones who make it into such an elaborate process with expensive accessories and build it into a counter-culture thing with specialty magazines and all that shit.
Oh them daft honkies with their rocking and their rolling and their Jaegermeister and moshin’ and joints, they simply don’t know how it is.
I THINK YOU HAVE THIS CONFUSED WITH COCAINE. WHITE PEOPLE DO MORE COKE THAN WEED. THEY ONLY WANT TO STAND AROUND YOU AND PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE WEED GETS ROLLED. ” HEY MAN, IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I GET A HIT?” “I DON’T SMOKE REALLY”…UHHHH WHATEVER YOU FUCKING CRACKER GO GET YOUR OWN WEED, I DON’T SEE YOU SHARIING YOUR COKE WITH ME. CRACKER ASS CRACKER..GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!
LMAO, now we like coke, huh? Maybe the drug of choice really depends on where you live…?
You are most definitively black! I have never heard a more racist remark. I feel for you. We white people still own this land and as a proud white American woman…I will ask that you to leave if you don’t like the company; asswhipe!
As far as smoking weed, I find it a great pleasure to light up a big fat hooter! I am 40 and I love it! If the hydro ever dries up then so will I, until then I am still smoking.
So, I agree white people love smoking pot! No matter where they come from or what college they attend, it is all around you even if you don’t do it.
White people do a lot of coke…twenty years ago. These days, not so much. Coke is just garbage with really good PR. Meth is a far superior drug (and certainly much more popular among Whites than any illegal drug, other than marijuana) with really bad PR, which is to say, its not favored by the sort of upper-middle class, liberal, trendoid Whites that this blog frequently confuses with all Whites.
Really? You’re defending meth? I like to steer clear of anything involving complications such as meningitis, brain damage, formication and kidney failure when an overdose is administered. I think you’re looking at it through meth colored glasses. It’s a white trash drug that rich teenagers are trying because they hate their parents.
hey, your still retarded.
@ kevin: Nah, their kids do it. Then they get sent to counselors.
also, I’m really enjoying this unique Indica - its flavor is really enhanced by the long, cooling stem of my handcrafted Somali blue glass sherlock piece.
Better then crack!!!!!
A vaporizer is Not a “smoking device.”
Work on that.
Steve
I think this post is actually more spot on in the analysis of WHITE PEOPLE for once, not anglo-centric hipsters. Almost every white person I know that’s around my age (26) smokes the tree. Redneck, liberal, conservative, female, rocker, rapper, writer, broke, trailer-trash, foreigner, etc. Most of us might enjoy some bong usage, or a fancy vaporizer, but we’re usually satisfied with anything you can pull smoke through. Tin cans, tin foil, glass, corncob, whatever.
It’s the type of “white” people that are usually discussed here (hipsters) that inevitably seem to be *snicker* “smokers”. They’ll buy a bunch of really nice bud, and then take, like, ONE rip and be done with a joint. The rest of my uncool friends (”Stoners” I guess) and I are of course, happy to make sure that stuff doesn’t go to waste. Mainly because we don’t have parents’ money to spend on frivolous ish like expensive dank. These same “smokers” are always the people with the most expensive fancy glass pieces they apparently never use.
But those same hipsters would hang out with Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia for HOURS if it meant they even got the chance to LOOK at some blow. They’d eat a hormone-fed porterhouse steak with plastic forks and throw the leftovers and dishes on a starving African if it meant they got to do a couple of bumps in a disgusting Williamsburg bathroom.
^^^ Oh yeah, and these same idiots *still* eat ecstasy.
“@ kevin: Nah, their kids do it.”
I’m not going on memories of the 80s here; I did drugs back then, and I still do them now, as do most of the people I associate with. But coke just never comes up anymore. Other than PCP, it seems to be just about the least popular illegal drug among the (mainly White) drug users I associate with here in the Silicon Valley area. I suppose the drug users I know could be anomalous, but I see no reason to assume that. Meth is very popular, among redneck auto mechanics and wealthy software designers alike. And of course, pretty much everyone smokes weed.
Speaking of weed, here’s a good rule of thumb: Any bhong that costs more than about $45, or which looks like something else (Eric Cartman, a human skull, a dragon, etc.), or which has a bunch of fancy tubes sticking out of it or whatnot, is stupid rip-off. The best bhongs are cheap, simple tubes made of plastic or glass (reasonable people can differ as to whether plastic or glass is a better substance for a bhong to be made out of, although the actual act of smoking does tend to be a bit more pleasant through glass).
hey, your still retarded. Perhaps even more retarded than before.
You idiot, everyone loves weed… not just white people.
i was reading just a couple posts before, wonder when pot was going to be mentioned. here we are.
I think this guy follows me around for his research. I thought I was cool and walking lightly on the earth, and not conforming by smoking grassilicious. I’m a stoner, not a dork!!!
i white,. and i only buy weed from the black man., explain me THAT
I’m going to explain something to you. Black people SELL weed. For the most part, they do not grow it. They get it off of white hippies with elaborate grow operations, or this mexican guy they met when they were locked up who sells shitty brick weed that sucks so it’s not worth smoking anyway. It has been my experience that black people do not have the patience, or even desire to grow their own pot.
i was in Costa Rica in a car with one of the locals we met and my american friend asked him why they didnt cultivate weed in their country? the local said, “if we throw the seed on the ground and it grows, then we smoke it. growing and harvesting weed is what white people from your country(the US) do.”
im not white.
but my other friend in the car is white.
and the local and i just looked at each other and started laughing.
true.
once again, thank you for this blog!
I agree with all of this.
however, I’m white and I love me a phatty…… then again I’m also from Staten Island, so I mean… really.
black people don’t smoke bongs because there too afraid to get fucked up. They cant handle drinking either.
Not true…. I grew up in a black neighborhood, and then moved to a white one. White people taught me how to make gravity and I taught my black friends. Trust me red, yellow, black, or white it doesn’t matter a true stoner loves to get fucked up. A little true on the drinking…..
I have to disagree. I think Whites, Blacks and Hispanics all love weed the same amount. If you want something that white people love more than anyone else, crystal meth.