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When Omaha Met Cinema
By Eric Konigsberg

The New York Times, Sunday March 16, 2008

Stuff Mentioned

  1. Nonprofit organizations
  2. Arts Degrees
  3. Manhattan
  4. Public Radio
  5. Knowing what’s best for poor people
  6. Indie Music
  7. Film Festivals
  8. Hating Corporations

Do you have an article that prominently features white people? If you find something that you think mentions a lot of the stuff that white people like please send the link to stuffwhitepeoplelike@gmail.com with “White People In the News” as the title. If your story is selected, we will credit you and put up a link to your site if you so choose.


322 Responses to “White People in the News - March 20th, 2008”

 

Wow, dungbeadle, you’re so cool.


 
 

What a space case. Hasn’t this lady heard of DVD’s? I don’t care how rarified her tastes are, her boring-ass indie movies and art films will come to Omaha at the Borders (or other big bigstore); she’ll just have to wait 3-6 months, and she won’t need an army of volunteers or donors, either.


 

Round things wrapped around pointy corners are very white…


 
 

Wow! I actually live in Omaha, which is populated mostly by the “wrong kind of white people.” Which is why it will be a miracle if Filmstreams survives.


 

Nice to see some anti-Setimism in the comments…


 

It is my opinion that white women give the best head. I have heard that white men perform the worst at sex.

I would like to have this paradox researched.


 

Eh this post is no good.


 

25 years ago I saw “Carmen” at the opera house in Omaha. I saw “Hamlet” at Creighton U. I saw Jonathan Richman at the Howard Street Tavern. (Howard Street was paved with bricks, by the way.) I saw Florentine art at the Joslyn.

With that kind of culture, who needs “art house cinema”? Especially in the Netflix age.


 

And with this sort of tolerance towards africans, how will the south survive without slaves?


 
 

Cripes! Netflix! I knew there was something else that made this loony woman’s idea of “big town culture” easily accessible to everybody with a mailbox! Good call, #12.


 

dungbeadle nailed it. white people like being “first”


 
prince of caucasia on March 20, 2008 at 8:41 pm

the author gets points for calling omaha “necropolitan”…because it’s inhabited by “the wrong kind of white people,” and they have been so dead to me ever since I moved to manhattan and started listening to NPR.


 
Paid to Be Quiet on March 20, 2008 at 8:42 pm

It’s fun to see “artsy” films in old theatres. If it’s a new building, I’ll go for Netflix and our leather recliners… and save $$$ eating Kroger popcorn.


 

Doesn’t being in the Sunday New York Times merit a “Sunday New York Times” “Stuff Mentioned” or is that too meta?


 

In a recent poll, 75% of the people interviewed believed they had over average intelligence.


 
prince of caucasia on March 20, 2008 at 8:54 pm

20 - EVERY “white people in the news” will likely be from the Sunday New York Times.


 

Seriously, the crafted image of the so-called educated New Yorker teaching the local-yokels how to think is the most pathetic, trite, and over-used paradigm there is.

It’s anti-White racism, arrogant, and you all know it. It’s always the weaselly jew that employs it. Who is going to deny it?


“anti-white racism?” Have you had a massive cerebral infarction? That phrase makes nearly as much sense as “anti-federal reserve fuzzy puppies, anti-neutron bomb tasty cookies, or anti-cargill genius. Your nazi-esqe verbiage “weaselly jew (sic)” plainly out you for the profoundly racist creature that you are.

As far as your charge of arrogance, let’s discuss the arrogation of power, position, priviledge & wealth that has been the patrimony of the white colonial powers since the Roman/Greek empires.

By all measure, when you find a “white” country that has been colonised, victimised, raped, exploited & completely culturally fractured into warring camps, in the manner of the victims of “white” colonialism, please do come back and re-assert you specious claim of “anti-white racism”, then, perhaps, you won’t be laughed off the internet.


sally boom-boom on April 24, 2008 at 10:56 am

when you find a “white” country that has been colonised, victimized, raped, exploited & completely culturally fractured into warring camps, in the manner of the victims of “white” colonialism

Ireland, Scotland, but that was white on white violence.

Spain under the Moors
Russia under the Huns, Mongols and Tartars
Anatolia by the Turks
Central Asia by the Mongols and Turks
Persia by the Arabs and the Mongols
Greece and the Balkans by Turks
Sicily by the Moors


 
 
 

see #17 for the anti-White hatred of the typical leftist jew.


 
 

clander, I think anyone who submits a “White People in the News” article that is NOT from the New York Times should get bonus points.


 
BookFestival on March 20, 2008 at 9:16 pm

I hope she’s successful, it’s a wonderful service she provides. I especially like the idea of having speakers introduce the films. I wish she would come to Honolulu, our one (on the entire island) indie theater recently closed. I know I could get netflixs, but I like to go to the theater.


 

mr cargill, few things are more anti-white than spelling ‘white’ with a capital w
it’s right out of ebony and jet’s stylebook
but even ebony and jet don’t swallow the story of jewish doctors and aids injections


 

now, slowly, but surely - you are losing your grip.
er, boring.

stay black.


 

White People Like Chapstick. Why?


 
 
 
 

White people love this blog

IGotUGGs_com


 
 

White People like to earn money.


 

Hey Miss M: Glad to see you are reading! Good for you, you can learn something.

You don’t know anything about Cargill do you? It’s white, the exact opposite of anti-white, non-white weasel jews and their untrustworthy journalist kids.


 

Orange soda, menthol smokes and purple cars.

Oops, that’s black people.

White people like alectryomancy and zymurgy.

Being simple.


 
Travis Winter on March 20, 2008 at 10:25 pm

These could be funnier/better if it wasn’t mostly just stuff wealthy/yuppie people like. Surely there are white stereotypes that go beyond just having expendable income….. or maybe not.


 

I think someone should dig through Vice magazine. That’s very white ppl, when they’re at that larval stage with expensive hair


 
Latrina Kendrell on March 20, 2008 at 10:55 pm

A very recent study from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (cdc.gov) found that nearly half of african American teen girls aged 14 to 19 have at least one STD. That rate is only 20 percent among both Whites and Mexican-American teens. Gonorrhea Rates are 30 times higher in african Americans than in Whites and more than 11 times higher than Latinos. 48 percent of african Americans have herpes, only 7.8 percent of them are aware of it.

sources: http://breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VBB9D00&show_article=1 and http://www.cdc.gov/nchstp/dstd/Press_Releases/AfAmericans2000.htm


 

Cargill, SWPL is meant as a lighthearted lampoon of a sector of society that is, generally speaking, white. A minimum requirement of finding this site even remotely entertaining is to accept this convention as true.

It is not, in my estimation, meant to be divisive, nor is it meant as a forum for your or anyone else’s racist, anti-Semitic, jingoistic, or otherwise bigoted comments.

For the lazy, cowardly, and dense, your categorical and careless form of scapegoating is a ready recourse… especially compared to the more tedious and equivocal process of realizing it’s the occasional and disparate assholes like you who make this world fucked up.


You rock! and you certainly can write it up!
Thanks.


 
 

#41 You don’t seem to get it. Omaha-bashing by a weasel jew is not funny. It’s racist and bigoted. It’s not funny in any way. Maybe to an asshole like you it is.

PS Your last paragraph is typical jew obfuscation, and it makes people’s eyes glaze over. Nobody is impressed and nobody is going to bother to read it. I didn’t. Leftist fake intellectualism. Yawn. Move along.


 
 

Eeep! I was planning to move back to Nebraska from the East Coast to get away from people like her. Don’t tell me her kind has contaminated the place…


 
Bone in ribeye on March 20, 2008 at 11:53 pm

Rachel Jacobson, shown outside the Film Streams theater, which she founded, said when she started, she encountered “a kind of resistance that I guess I hadn’t expected.”

Look at that hook-nose. Ugh. She’s inbred.


 

you forgot symphony orchestras… i went recently and there wasn`t one brown face there… anddddd….. some people bought red wine in big long stemmed wine glasses and what`s more,,, they didn`t take them home with them,


 
Bone in ribeye on March 20, 2008 at 11:57 pm

There was also a large crowd when several local do-gooders, including Alan Potash, the director of the regional chapter of the Anti-Defamation League, spoke at a showing.

Couldn’t be a jewfest without a little propaganda…..


 

Movies are should be seen in a theatre with other people on a big screen, watching them at home is not the same, all these people talking DVDs and Netflicks are the same people that used to bring the videos back because part of the picture was covered on the top and bottom.


 

#42 Wow, I’m sorry being white is so hard for you.

I happen to like Omaha, and I didn’t care for the article. You see, I find white peoples’ zeal amusing, which is why I visit this site.

Incidentally, Jews aren’t “non-white.” Maybe if you picked up some of that liberal propaganda (elsewhere called more simply a “book” ;) and read it, you would see that religious affiliation isn’t carried in any of our chromosomes. Sorry ’bout that one.


 

Jews are Semites, not European. Their language (Hebrew) is Afro-Asiatic not Indo-European. Jews in Israel claim that land as their birthright. The Levant isn’t White.

Besides, it’s the Jews themselves that will tell you they are an ‘oppressed’ group, a ‘minority’. How can you be a minority and White? You cannot. There are many, many more reasons too.

Anyway, this article is about “jews” and jew-culture introduced into Omaha. It’s really not about Whites at all. It’s written by a jew, about a jew.

The theater is not hitting it’s projections, but who is to blame for that? The jew that puts out the product? Hell no, it’s the “Whites” that reject it, but only because they are stupid and “hick”. That’s what’s implied. Jews are far more inbred than any Omaha White that isn’t interested in jew film culture.

Cheers!!


 

Yes cheers to anti-intellectual non-hicks of pure European descent!

Incidentally, Cargill, as though it weren’t transparent already, you just revealed yourself as the alias of #45. I know… you were going for the safety in numbers thing. It was cute.


 

This story isn’t about whites. It’s about an arrogant jew journalist saying Midwest whites “needed” this jewbag film crap.

The Omaha whites instinctively reject the BS, and the theater misses projections, but according to the jew journalist and the jew film center owner, it’s the “hickness” of the Omaha Whites that’s to blame. Typical jew mentality. Hilarious.

PS I am telling you, the Ashkenazi are hugely inbred, you can tell by the distinct wolfish look and all the physical and facial quirks they possess. I ususally hear liberal Jews ripping on “rednecks”, but the jews are definitely far more inbred than Southern and Midwestern whites are.


 

i read this to be amused

today, i am not


 

Wow, well, I appreciated that lesson in Ashkenazi physiology. It was thoroughly enlightening.

By the way, being white and being a minority are not necessarily in opposition. There are plenty of minority groups that traverse race.

The problem, Cargill, is that, in terms of hard facts, you and I come to the same conclusion about this article. But, whereas I say “hubris,” you can only say “jewess.”

I’m not sure how your very deliberate and inflammatory racism is any better than that which you infer from the article.


 

But you miss the point. There is no way this “hubris” would exist in this context, this place, this fashion, etc. without a Jew being the source of it.

That’s what I am saying. This story would never be white hubris on whites. It’s impossible since Whites don’t act like that, and they wouldn’t write and article in the same way either.

It’s clear as day to me. I’m White and I know the difference. Have you never lived amongst jews?

I’m not being deliberately inflammatory, I’m just calling it like I see it, and reacting to the clear anti-White racism and arrogance I feel coming from these two jews. They honestly believe that it couldn’t be the NY jew influence that contributes to the lack of white interest in their product. They believe that the problem is not themselves, their culture, their product….but the “defective” or redeck whites that “don’t get it”. This liberal jew arrogance is just shameful and they don’t even see it, and probably never will.

Besides the jew is being supported by her Omaha jewish lawyer father in pushing the thing. I love how she had the ADL there. How fucking predictable. Did she ever think whites are sick of their propaganda and stayed away? No, of course that wouldn’t be the case, they stayed away because they are all irrational midwestern anti-semites in need of NKVD-type reeducation. This is how the jew thinks.


 
 

#53 by all means Jay….say something amusing. Nobody is stopping you.


 

There are plenty of uppity folks who aren’t Jewish (my family included). And their elitism and pride has on more than one occasion backfired. Hubris is not reserved for Jews. I think it might even be a Greek term! I could be wrong.

I think the fact that this story involves predominantly Jewish figures has provided a convenient platform for you to reinforce your bigoted stereotypes.

To answer your question - because apparently you challenge my worldview - I live in NYC. Plenty of Jews about. Numerically and relatively more Jews than in Omaha. And, surprising, I’m not an anti-Semite. But that’s what happens when you live amongst “minorities.” You have to confront your stereotypes instead of contriving them.


 

I think you could add “Hating Corporations” to the list. The subject of the article explains how she was effected by working at Miramax “That was very disillusioning … It was all about money and celebrity.”


 

Oh sure, call me “pre”-judiced when I’m making a “post”-judicial comment based on the all the facts of laid out in the article. I can’t change the facts here. I am REACTING to them, not the other way around. I’m not acting to finesse or tweak anything. It is what it is, is it not?

Look, you can’t suppress gut feelings and I know anti-White racists and anti-white arrogance immediately when I come across it.

You can say what you want, but there is no chance in hell that this “hubris” would result from NY Irish, NY Italian, or any other NY White, etc. This kind of hubris is completely NY Jew and could only be Jewish. I hear what you are saying about it, but if a betting line was started on it, the odds would heavily favor my perspective.


 

1) Every white person loves Led Zeppelin. More specifically every white person has Stairway to Heaven in their itunes.
we like to state that we have the 12 min version not the short radio edit.

2) Ipods.

3) Camping//RVing

overall an excellent list


 

Not all Nebraskans are hicks, nor do they want to be “educated” since they are disconnected from the world. Being from Nebraksa, there are many Art House Film options, the Joyo in Lincoln, the theater at UNL, the Jocleyn. Again Nebraskans are not hicks! Many actually like that our state is so small in population.


 

HUGE fan. Keep em coming.

1. 80s novies : Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Goonies, Pretty in Pink Mannequin
2. Top Gun/ Risky Business, Jerry McGuire : The good Tom Cruise
3. Tom Hanks
4. More “films” : When Harry Met Sally, Dirty Dancing, The Wizard of Oz, GREASE, The Sound of Music
5. TV: Saved By the Bell, FULL HOUSE, The Golden Girls
6. Chapstick (Burt’s Bees)
7. Making “To Do” lists
8. Secret obsession with Titanic
9. Going to Disney World (more than twice)
10. Flip Flops
11. Music: Dave Matthews, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Billy Joel, The Cure, Duran Duran, Bruce Springsteen, Oasis, Phantom of the Opera, Coldplay, Bon Jovi, Guster, The Shins, Jason Mraz, Sarah McLachlan —-and pretty much anything on the “Garden State” soundtrack and anything acoustic
12. Ramen noodles / Mac n Cheese
13. California Pizza Kitchen
14. J. Crew, Ann Taylor, Banana Republic
15. Bookstores!! Borders/ Barnes & Nobles (even if they have “claimed to read the book way before the movie came out”)
16. Receiving little blue boxes (for the ladies)
17. Breakfast at Tiffany’s —- and all other films with Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly
18. Frank Sinatra
19. The Food Network
20. (art) Museums
21. wooden salad bowls, coasters
22. Saying “actually, seriously, that’s crazy.”
23. Sarcasm
24. Golf/ Plaid or lacrosse
25. iMacs and BlackBerries


 

you forgot the other thing white people like. Ragging on themselves and getting their self-hate on so they can laugh off there own inadequacies by reading shite like this. Love the skin your in, loser.
Oh yeah, before you poo-poo me and roll you eyes about how im to much of an imbecile to get you savvy brand of ironic whitisims, i get that you think this is ironic, but under the harsh light of day your an over critical masochistic that should take a box of barbiturates with a bottle of bourbon and gaffer tape a garbage over your head. Thats one less carbon spewing whiner filling the worlds data centers with dull drivel.
Though if the author is black, its really funny, and all us crackers can go back to secretly thinking black folks are all either snoop dogg or crack addicts. We love that shite.


 
Entry Level White Person on March 21, 2008 at 3:20 am

I thought it said, ‘When OBAMA met cinema’.. you Advanced Level White People should be more clear.

Like someone mentioned already you could prolly add ‘Hating Corporations’ to the list of White People references. Hell ‘Hating Multiplexes’ could be a separate SWPL entry.

What kinda pisses off as an Entry Level White Person is the dizzy chick prolly don’t offer popcorn or she woulda mentioned it.

Popcorn is a tremendous perk. & adds roughage to the bottom line. I like a good indie flick but most Art Houses are too hoity-toity to sell popcorn. The Bastards.

Also, I’d like to thank SWPL for showing me how much I hate Jews. I always knew they killed Christ but had no idea of all the other terrible things they did as evidenced by the negative comments they generate here.

Being an Entry Level White Person I am compelled to uncritically absorb the sentiments of those around me. I can’t help it. It’s part of who I am. So I am now officially a Jew-hater.

thank you SWPL.


 

Has “Cargill” ever been to New York?

Look who’s talking about “inbreeding”..
A hick.
Lawd, I’ve seen it all!

It really is true that if all you do is have sex with your sister or farm animals then you have to make up stuff about the “alleged” wider world around you.

The vast majority of liberals are not Jewish. “Jewish” is not an ethnicity, and not all Jews are Semitic. Many are the “European” (whatever the hell that is) that you so “prize”.

(Where have all the “Americans” gone anyway? Head to “Europe” if that is where you feel you belong. You’d wish you lived in Manhattan then. At least American liberals would still think you were human. “Europeans”–liberal or not–would be more likely to think you were positively animal-like.).

(All this obsession with fake “pedigree” like your last 4H Hog show.)

But then again, I have actually been to Europe. You probably can’t even find it on a map.

(And I am not Jewish.)


 

64 whitey

you forgot the other thing white people like. Ragging on themselves and getting their self-hate on so they can laugh off there own inadequacies by reading shite like this. Love the skin your in, loser.
Oh yeah, before you poo-poo me and roll you eyes about how im to much of an imbecile to get you savvy brand of ironic whitisims, i get that you think this is ironic, but under the harsh light of day your an over critical masochistic that should take a box of barbiturates with a bottle of bourbon and gaffer tape a garbage over your head. Thats one less carbon spewing whiner filling the worlds data centers with dull drivel.
Though if the author is black, its really funny, and all us crackers can go back to secretly thinking black folks are all either snoop dogg or crack addicts. We love that shite.
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That’s some lovely skin you picked out there. You made a great choice to become white.
I hope more people would choose to do so in the future.


 
THE REAL DEAL on March 21, 2008 at 3:38 am

This entry is lazy and unfunny. But I guess you made money from ad revenue, huh?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 

realizing your dreams and doing stuff that makes you happy — that’s so white!