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Sisters in Idiosyncrasy

By: Noam Cohen

The New York Times, March 30, 2008

Stuff Mentioned (16, a new record!)

Implied Stuff

Literally everything else.

Stuff Mentioned that will become future posts:

  • Facebook
  • McSweeneys

Thanks to Kristin for being the first of many to send this in.  She would like everyone to check out http://www.storyofstuff.com/


318 Responses to “White People in the News - April 2nd”

man, what an article.
so many topics


TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:46 pm

noam cohen = 10-inch bicep jewbag

Stop calling jewdom, “white” it’s a disgrace!!


JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN LYNCHED ITALIAN STYLE on April 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm

http://www.tucc.org


Hysterical!!!

Has anyone else noticed “white people in the news” always seems to come from the NY Times…..that must make it the whitest rag in the world.


 
 
 

ur an asshole


 

LOL! You jews crack me up. Y’all tend to be the whitest of the whites. At least from my experience. 4000 years of eating nothing but kosher food turned the jewish people into the snobby whitebread coastalites that they are today. The New York Times is the proof.

I love this blog. For those trying to call you racist or defending certain items on your list, they just have no sense of humor. This list has proved my “whiteness” on a couple points, but I’m neither embarrassed nor angry. People need to stop taking themselves so seriously.


 
 
sweetchuckd on April 2, 2008 at 5:38 am

http://detentionslip.org. The site sweeping the nation right now informing readers about all the crazy news in public schools every day.


 
sweetchuckd on April 2, 2008 at 5:39 am

Check out http://detentionslip.org. The site is sweeping the nation right now informing readers about all the crazy news in public schools every day.


 

Kids in PA are being held hostage by the administration for a rash of bomb threats!

http://detentionslip.org


 

can’t figure out if i really like your blog or not


 

LOL white people are great. Or should I say evil. I would not want to sound like a racest. LOL


 

White people like vogue photographer Annie Leibovitz’s are also in the news…

http://westofwabansia.wordpress.com/


 
 
 

Thats crazy how all those topics relate back to your site - you know white people better than I know myself :( TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! :)

- http://www.anythingblack.net


 

hell yes mcsweeney’s!


No Finer American exits than John Cartwright McCain on April 4, 2008 at 5:23 am

Don’t make fun. The man has a brain tumor on his ass.. please!


 
 
 

Thank god for The New York Times. Who else is out there covering rich, white, privileged young people so that future generations will know how they lived?


TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:44 pm

OMG!!!!!! have all Whites become jewified?

Tim: wake up


Damn stop spewing your fathers hate. Jewish people are usually from the caucasian ethnicity, though they do have jewish africans, and jewish chinese, and jewish indians, etc. Pick up a few books and read, o wait sorry books are “jewified”, or look up the jewish religion and its history online…o wait the internet is “jewified” too. Im guessing you have little education, GED at most, or your possibly in your earily teens, whose father likes to blame “the man”, for the tragic U.S economy, but for him the man is jewish because his preconceived view of jews if that they are wealthy and thus play a huge part in the U.S economy, well im sorry to tell you sir, but you cannot blame one small group of people for your problems. And your comments have NOTHING to do with who you are responding too, your shock value with hatred is old, weak, and ignorant. I suggest you stop frying ants with a magnifying glass (so you can feel superior) and you start reading (if you can) highly credible books so hopefully one day you willbe a productive person in American society.


Nothing in your rant above has convinced us that jews are “White”.

Sorry. Do you honestly think noam cohen” identifies as White?

You must have a below average educational level.


hrhkat,

these kind of ignorant, hateful, idiots will never change their ways. I hear anti-semitism all around me, and when I can I get in their face. I realize it changes nothing because they are nothing.

I’m trying to feel compassion for these morons and their skewed sense of the world. It’s tough, though.

Blogs are kind of sick w/ all the racism and anonomity…I should stick to the BBC site. At least the people there have a college education.

The best revenge is living well!
Peace.


word tamblu.
and TMJ don’t be such a scaredycat.


 

Have you ever seen a dumb jew?


Plenty!! Need a list? Spitzer is the latest one.


 
 

The best revenge is having an education and free mind, and living well like Whites do! tamblu, guys like you just get incensed when someone doesn’t agree with your quirky ideology. Travel the world a bit, you’ll see you are in the minority.


 
 

And still you dont refute my argument. So im assuming you are way to young and ignorant to be discussing things you have no idea about. Jewish people are considered white, yes im sorry for you, becuase you believe thats all you have to make yourself feel superior in your hick ass town. Caucasian is actually pretty broad, meaning native iranians, arabs, indians, italians, greeks, germans, russians, most natives of european decent, and even native americans are considered caucasian. tons and tons of people are caucasian, some are fairer then others in skin tones. I have seen incredibly fair indians and arabs, who you would assume were of french ancestry. Because jewish people have lived in europe for thousands of years, they have become very fair, to the point of complete assimilation (yes i know its a hard word for someone who just got a B on a spelling test where “friendship” was the most difficult word to spell). Saying jews have big noses is like saying the english teeth are bad, or the italians have close set eyes, or arabs have unibrows. Its a complete stereotype, that while might have the bases in truth, is completely wrong today because of assimilation. So because someone has a name that seems to tell of their racial origins, you can easily say its true? No you cant, what about Barrack Hussian Obama?does he identify has black? most of america thought he was an arab terrorist a year and a half ago, now they know he is a black american running for president. So do you see how generalizing a name is dumb and ignorant? whether its true or not? I hope one day that you get out of your podunk town and go to a university. and for Oy Gevalt im saying jewish blacks, who live in africa, mostly from Ethiopia. I thought most people assumed jewish africans, were from the large ethiopian population. and how their are the jewish (religious) people and the jewish (race) people.


 
 

Jewish Africans or Jewish blacks?

Big difference.


 

Per Michael Lerner: “Jews have been the primary ‘Other,’ have been socially and legally discriminated against, have been the subject of racism and genocide, and in those terms Jews are not white.”


I’d say the rabbi is right. It is Jews themselves that tell people they are a minority group. Therefore they cannot be White.


 
 
 
 
 

Only in the New York Times . . .
Half your list of Stuff White People Like made it into that article. If that’s not skills, I don’t know what is.

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brown eyed girl on April 1, 2008 at 10:19 pm

I just checked your blog while watching The Real Housewives of New York City. It was a double whammy of whiteness! I can’t even begin to list the white stuff mentioned and filmed on that show. I’m going to do it again next week, lol. In fact, I think I’ll make SWPL and RHONYC and standing Tuesday night date :)


TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:43 pm

The majority of the “housewives” are jews, NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!


 
TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:47 pm

blue-eyed girls are what moms prefer


jewish girl on April 2, 2008 at 5:07 am

I’m a blue-eyed jew.


I’M a blue eyed jew! anti-semitism is for ugly people.

christian lander would never be anti-semitic. follow his example.


Come Let Us Reason Together on April 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Ask yourself what would Christian Lander do (WWCLD)?


oooooooh new catch phrase who’s making bracelets


 
 

Anti-White racism is for ugly people, that’s why so many jewish bigots have bizarre facial quirks. Bigots like Dan Savage, Bill Maher, and a list so long that it’d take pages.

You need to get a life. Try being honest for one day of your life.


jewish people don’t dislike white people? you might be retarded.


 
 
 
 
brown eyed girl on April 2, 2008 at 7:01 am

Btw, I’m a white chick with brown eyes, you freakin’ nazi ass wipe!!!! You’re so 63 years ago…


 
 
 
 

stuff i hate: copycats plugging their ripoff blogs in a comment.


 
Michael Morgan on April 1, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Some of us don’t plug ripoff blogs!

http://www.michaelmorgan.co.uk


 
violet from van on April 1, 2008 at 11:22 pm

did they write that article on purpose just to get into this blog? i know their circulation is dwindling, but c’mon. really?


 

Could it be that most of the white people who love writer’s workshops are in fact not writers at all..but just need something to do? Questions, questions.


 
TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:42 pm

If there is anything that is a clue:

Jews are not WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do Jews continue to troll here???????????


brown eyed girl on April 2, 2008 at 11:55 am

Hey NAZI troll, go back under the rock you crawled out from under.


TOO MANY JEWS on April 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Hey!!!

I’m European.
I’m Muslim
I’m Christian
I’m a right-winger
I’m a leftist
I’m an Arab
Im a Persian
I’m a Russian
I’m a racist asian.
I’m Jimmy Carter
I’m a “marrano-hating” Latino
I’m Black

Guess what? Depending on what day it is, somewhere in the world, a Jew will be calling me guess what? “anti-semitic”!!!

Just who isn’t slurred as such these days? I think the list includes only Neocons and Christian Armageddonists.


brown eyed girl on April 3, 2008 at 10:11 am

a mind is a terrible thing to waste…


 
 
 
 

Re: the illustration– are those the “eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus” that C. W. McCall sang about in the 1970s?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convoy_%28song%29


TOO MANY JEWS on April 1, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Fuck off jewbag. Ashkenazi jews are the world’s most inbred.

Shtetl jew in the wedding scene in “Fiddler”!!!

Totally inbreds!!! LOL!!!


brown eyed girl on April 2, 2008 at 11:57 am

Ignoramus maximus


 
 
TOO MANY JEWS on April 2, 2008 at 12:02 am

Sisters in Idiosyncrasy

By NOAM COHEN
Published: March 30, 2008

EVE LEVINE, a 34-year-old real estate broker, recalls fondly

This is jew. This is NOT WHITE.


 

Thank you for making me sing ‘Convoy’ for days.


How about the wedding scene bottle dance in Fiddler? Unforgettable!!

Such class!!!! Nah, there was no inbreeding in the shtetls, nor sir.


 
 
 
JEWS ARE THE ANTI-WHITE on April 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm

NOAM COHEN IS A “SEMITE”, not White.

Thank you very much.

Start a jew blog, this is titled SWPL. Semites are NOT White.

Thanks.


 
name goes here on April 2, 2008 at 12:00 am

The sense of superiority in the story was awe inspiring :D

Jew insults getting sort or dull…


TOO MANY JEWS on April 2, 2008 at 12:04 am

It an insult to call Whites “jews”.

Whites do not want to be considered in the same realm as jews. Thanks.


brown eyed girl on April 3, 2008 at 10:43 am

You certainly ARE the wrong kind of white person - for real. Thanks.


 
 
Kerri's cellmate on April 2, 2008 at 12:17 am

‘Jew insults getting sort or dull…’

they’re not real. they never are. kerri dunn was given time on the computer at the cellblock library here at the pen—
http://www.knbc.com/education/3998600/detail.html


bi "coastal" = fag on April 2, 2008 at 12:46 am

Above: you are White.

Good post. Thank you for showing up amongst so many non-Whites.


 
 
 
 

Professor Richard Florida should be on a list of stuff reporters who write for white people like.


Nope. Not a fan of Florida: reductive, seductive, and cliched.
Better minds are out there who demand a bit mre WORK from the listener/reader. Florida is paplum for the preening ‘popular’, a ’sound bite’ dud if there ever was one, and NOT what ‘Serious Fun’ WHITE people like …


http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110004573

A very critical article about Richard Florida suggests that if anyone other than himself runs the data, the correlations are not there. We don’t even need to go into the correlation is not sufficient to establish causality argument.

Pseudo-science at best … and we know who loves this ….


Richard “Florida”?

Who has a last name like that? and we know who loves to change last names….use pseudo-science…..fit the data to the pre-determined anti-White thesis (Franz Boas, etc.).


 
 
 
 
White person on April 2, 2008 at 12:09 am

Noam Cohen is not White.

I dare that guy to link a photo of himself, so that the world can see.

Oh man, Jews trying to pass as White is one of the worst things Whites have to live with.


jewish girl on April 2, 2008 at 5:15 am

Yes, of course, beautiful women like Natalie Portman, Rachel Bilson, Neve Campbell, Yasmine Bleeth, and Amanda Bynes are “trying to pass of as white.” I bet it takes them hours in the morning to cover up the horns on their heads lest the “world can see” their jew-ness. All the anti-semitic rants on this blog are truly unbelievable in today’s day and age.


Natalie Portman isn’t White!! She’s not even above average looking, btw.

If some Palestinian was trying pass himself off as a Jew, I bet jewgirl and all her cousins would object to it. They’d gladly expose the fraud. So, what’s the difference if Whites want to do the same thing and make facts clear? Why do you object to facts? That is what pseudo-intellectuals do, they are lazy with the facts.

If Jews weren’t running around acting like they are White, and speak for Whites like this Noam Cohen-type, nobody would need to make these responses.


 
 
 

Have you done a SWPL on living in converted warehouse spaces? That popped up in the first few lines of this article.

For everyone arguing about whether Jews qualify as white people - since I think this blog may actually be focusing on a set of character and lifestyle traits, for the purposes of this forum Jews might as well be considered super-white. They certainly drink a lot of bottled water and talk about architecture - and in addition to having gay friends, many have gay relatives, which is a total bragging point.


To Sweet Elena on April 2, 2008 at 12:19 am

Bullshit. Jews may want to be White, or seen as White, but they can never be.

Noam Cohen is trying too hard. Let’s see a photo of this semite! Jews are the “anti-White”.


 
 
Whites in the news????? on April 2, 2008 at 12:16 am

An article about “Eve Levine” is NOT ABOUT WHITES.